Peter Guillam (
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it sounds like a bad joke
A genius and a spy walk into a grocery store.
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 02:48 am (UTC)
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"Yes sir."
He agrees, with filthy professionalism, slipping into the front seat. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, as the bag boy loads them up.
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2012-07-30 02:57 am (UTC)
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Tony waves at the kid lazily, then breaks out into laughter when they're alone.
"My God, you're good. Scary good. How do you people
learn
that? I thought
I
had a good poker face."
Except Tony really doesn't. He's good at poker; he's terrible at hiding things if you know what his usual eccentricities are.
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2012-07-30 03:00 am (UTC)
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"It's sweet that people have let you think that."
Peter answers, smiling at him.
"Come on. Let's go."
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2012-07-30 03:08 am (UTC)
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"Ass."
Flicking crumbs at him, then pulling his seatbelt on.
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 03:09 am (UTC)
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"Probably."
He agrees, unperturbed.
"I thought we might find a lake today."
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profiteering
2012-07-30 03:10 am (UTC)
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"Are you a swimmer?"
He taps the dash, and gets them directions from JARVIS to the nearest secluded lake.
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2012-07-30 03:11 am (UTC)
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"I'm passable."
Laughing.
"There are worse out there."
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2012-07-30 03:14 am (UTC)
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"Me, too. If I start to go under, feel free to pull me out."
He laughs and drapes his arm out the window.
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2012-07-30 03:15 am (UTC)
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"I'll save you."
He promises, and then they're driving again, fast enough that heads turn.
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2012-07-30 03:23 am (UTC)
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"That's all I need to know!"
He offers him crackers after a particularly tight turn.
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 03:24 am (UTC)
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He reaches out and plucks one up, smiling at the road ahead.
"I could forget misery, here, like this."
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2012-07-30 03:32 am (UTC)
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Tony looks at him, touched in spite of himself.
"We'll have to keep you here as long as possible, then."
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 03:34 am (UTC)
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"I'll stay as long as I can."
He decides, heart swelling.
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2012-07-30 03:42 am (UTC)
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Tony reaches over and ruffles his hair, but slowly, more affectionately.
It's very easy not to think about London, or the Circus, or SHIELD out here.
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 03:43 am (UTC)
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"I mean, if you'd have me."
A shy tilt into Tony's touch.
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profiteering
2012-07-30 03:44 am (UTC)
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"Oh, you're not going anywhere."
Until he has to.
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 03:56 am (UTC)
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He smiles, and is back to driving, looking like the cat that got into the cream.
"Swimming, then."
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profiteering
2012-07-30 04:00 am (UTC)
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"Nude, obviously. I'm not ruining this suit."
And it's not like he needs an excuse to get naked. There are dozens of YouTube videos of him wandering around in the buff--usually drunk, but not always.
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 04:22 am (UTC)
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"I can do nude."
He murmurs.
"But home first, these are perishable."
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2012-07-30 04:32 am (UTC)
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He rejects a call from Fury.
"We'll need towels, too. Not a big fan of dirt sticking to my back."
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2012-07-30 02:39 pm (UTC)
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"And to
find
a private one."
His own phone rings.
Peter
is responsible enough to pull over, to answer it.
His eyes go wide.
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2012-07-30 06:59 pm (UTC)
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"Oh it's private, JARVIS wouldn't lie--"
He breaks off at Peter's expression, and wonders if maybe he should stop screening his own calls.
"What's wrong?"
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 07:08 pm (UTC)
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"Aliens have invaded, but from the sounds of things, it's under control?"
Forehead creasing.
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profiteering
2012-07-30 07:20 pm (UTC)
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"How under control? In your country or here?"
He's learned
some
protective instincts over the years. Especially where aliens are concerned.
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watchesthewatchers
2012-07-30 07:22 pm (UTC)
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"In a SHIELD holding cell."
He parrots for Fury.
"So we're fine, but answer your phone next time, Stark."
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He agrees, with filthy professionalism, slipping into the front seat. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, as the bag boy loads them up.
no subject
"My God, you're good. Scary good. How do you people learn that? I thought I had a good poker face."
Except Tony really doesn't. He's good at poker; he's terrible at hiding things if you know what his usual eccentricities are.
no subject
Peter answers, smiling at him.
"Come on. Let's go."
no subject
Flicking crumbs at him, then pulling his seatbelt on.
no subject
He agrees, unperturbed.
"I thought we might find a lake today."
no subject
He taps the dash, and gets them directions from JARVIS to the nearest secluded lake.
no subject
Laughing.
"There are worse out there."
no subject
He laughs and drapes his arm out the window.
no subject
He promises, and then they're driving again, fast enough that heads turn.
no subject
He offers him crackers after a particularly tight turn.
no subject
"I could forget misery, here, like this."
no subject
"We'll have to keep you here as long as possible, then."
no subject
He decides, heart swelling.
no subject
It's very easy not to think about London, or the Circus, or SHIELD out here.
no subject
A shy tilt into Tony's touch.
no subject
Until he has to.
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"Swimming, then."
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And it's not like he needs an excuse to get naked. There are dozens of YouTube videos of him wandering around in the buff--usually drunk, but not always.
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He murmurs.
"But home first, these are perishable."
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"We'll need towels, too. Not a big fan of dirt sticking to my back."
no subject
His own phone rings. Peter is responsible enough to pull over, to answer it.
His eyes go wide.
no subject
He breaks off at Peter's expression, and wonders if maybe he should stop screening his own calls.
"What's wrong?"
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Forehead creasing.
no subject
He's learned some protective instincts over the years. Especially where aliens are concerned.
no subject
He parrots for Fury.
"So we're fine, but answer your phone next time, Stark."
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