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Peter Guillam
it sounds like a bad joke
it sounds like a bad joke
Jul
.
29th
,
2012
11:55 am
watchesthewatchers
A genius and a spy walk into a grocery store.
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2012-07-30 01:41 am (UTC)
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Peter snorts. And can't look at Tony while he's holding that, sorry.
He gets them to the meat section in a hurry.
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Date:
2012-07-30 01:43 am (UTC)
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Tony laughs, carefree and loud.
"You're worse than
I
am."
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Date:
2012-07-30 01:45 am (UTC)
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"I am not."
Making a few hurried selections.
"Go find me gnocci."
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Date:
2012-07-30 01:50 am (UTC)
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"Good taste."
Which is why he goes, and comes back with three boxes.
"You're spoiling me."
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2012-07-30 01:52 am (UTC)
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"Howso?"
Not disagreeing, but curious.
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2012-07-30 01:57 am (UTC)
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"Well, it's not that I can't get decent food, it's just...I have to
pay
them. And I cook, but only when I'm trying to soften a blow."
He shrugs.
"So this is nice."
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2012-07-30 02:04 am (UTC)
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"Perhaps I am trying to soften you up."
Smiling, quietly.
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2012-07-30 02:07 am (UTC)
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"Now why would you want
that
?"
Smiling secretly at him, before he looks away to browse yogurts.
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2012-07-30 02:08 am (UTC)
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"I think we can both agree my paycheck is due to swell."
Practically batting his eyelashes.
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2012-07-30 02:17 am (UTC)
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"You know, you're right. You've been doing excellent work. And it's been a while since I revisited your payroll. You're probably due for a bonus, even."
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2012-07-30 02:22 am (UTC)
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"That's encouraging to hear."
Steering them now for the condiments. Olive oil, peanut butter, the last few things, though their cart is already heaping.
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2012-07-30 02:30 am (UTC)
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Tony eyes their findings when they've reached the checkout.
"This looks like we've got one hell of a week ahead of us."
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2012-07-30 02:32 am (UTC)
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"Most of this will keep. I intend for us to visit regularly."
He informs him, peacefully, like it's all already been decided.
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2012-07-30 02:46 am (UTC)
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Tony normally bickers for the sake of bickering when things he owns are in the mix. But this means Peter's really enjoying it, so he grins, and nods.
He pays for the groceries, signs the slip
Iron Man
, and gives the bagger a tip to put the groceries in the car for him.
"You drive, I want to eat these." Crackers.
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2012-07-30 02:48 am (UTC)
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"Yes sir."
He agrees, with filthy professionalism, slipping into the front seat. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, as the bag boy loads them up.
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2012-07-30 02:57 am (UTC)
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Tony waves at the kid lazily, then breaks out into laughter when they're alone.
"My God, you're good. Scary good. How do you people
learn
that? I thought
I
had a good poker face."
Except Tony really doesn't. He's good at poker; he's terrible at hiding things if you know what his usual eccentricities are.
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2012-07-30 03:00 am (UTC)
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"It's sweet that people have let you think that."
Peter answers, smiling at him.
"Come on. Let's go."
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2012-07-30 03:08 am (UTC)
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"Ass."
Flicking crumbs at him, then pulling his seatbelt on.
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2012-07-30 03:09 am (UTC)
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"Probably."
He agrees, unperturbed.
"I thought we might find a lake today."
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2012-07-30 03:10 am (UTC)
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"Are you a swimmer?"
He taps the dash, and gets them directions from JARVIS to the nearest secluded lake.
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Date:
2012-07-30 03:11 am (UTC)
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"I'm passable."
Laughing.
"There are worse out there."
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2012-07-30 03:14 am (UTC)
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"Me, too. If I start to go under, feel free to pull me out."
He laughs and drapes his arm out the window.
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2012-07-30 03:15 am (UTC)
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watchesthewatchers
"I'll save you."
He promises, and then they're driving again, fast enough that heads turn.
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2012-07-30 03:23 am (UTC)
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profiteering
"That's all I need to know!"
He offers him crackers after a particularly tight turn.
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Date:
2012-07-30 03:24 am (UTC)
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watchesthewatchers
He reaches out and plucks one up, smiling at the road ahead.
"I could forget misery, here, like this."
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Date: 2012-07-30 01:41 am (UTC)He gets them to the meat section in a hurry.
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Date: 2012-07-30 01:43 am (UTC)"You're worse than I am."
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Date: 2012-07-30 01:45 am (UTC)Making a few hurried selections.
"Go find me gnocci."
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Date: 2012-07-30 01:50 am (UTC)Which is why he goes, and comes back with three boxes.
"You're spoiling me."
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Date: 2012-07-30 01:52 am (UTC)Not disagreeing, but curious.
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Date: 2012-07-30 01:57 am (UTC)He shrugs.
"So this is nice."
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:04 am (UTC)Smiling, quietly.
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:07 am (UTC)Smiling secretly at him, before he looks away to browse yogurts.
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:08 am (UTC)Practically batting his eyelashes.
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-30 02:22 am (UTC)Steering them now for the condiments. Olive oil, peanut butter, the last few things, though their cart is already heaping.
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:30 am (UTC)"This looks like we've got one hell of a week ahead of us."
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:32 am (UTC)He informs him, peacefully, like it's all already been decided.
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:46 am (UTC)He pays for the groceries, signs the slip Iron Man, and gives the bagger a tip to put the groceries in the car for him.
"You drive, I want to eat these." Crackers.
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:48 am (UTC)He agrees, with filthy professionalism, slipping into the front seat. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, as the bag boy loads them up.
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Date: 2012-07-30 02:57 am (UTC)"My God, you're good. Scary good. How do you people learn that? I thought I had a good poker face."
Except Tony really doesn't. He's good at poker; he's terrible at hiding things if you know what his usual eccentricities are.
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:00 am (UTC)Peter answers, smiling at him.
"Come on. Let's go."
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:08 am (UTC)Flicking crumbs at him, then pulling his seatbelt on.
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:09 am (UTC)He agrees, unperturbed.
"I thought we might find a lake today."
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:10 am (UTC)He taps the dash, and gets them directions from JARVIS to the nearest secluded lake.
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:11 am (UTC)Laughing.
"There are worse out there."
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:14 am (UTC)He laughs and drapes his arm out the window.
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:15 am (UTC)He promises, and then they're driving again, fast enough that heads turn.
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:23 am (UTC)He offers him crackers after a particularly tight turn.
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Date: 2012-07-30 03:24 am (UTC)"I could forget misery, here, like this."
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